oxymoronica

Basics

  • Location:
    CLERMONT , FLORIDA , UNITED STATES
  • I am looking for:
    Man
  • Zip Code:
    34711
  • Age:
    46
  • Height:
    5 ft. 2 in.
  • Body:
    Average
  • Ethnicity:
    White
  • Education:
    Masters Degree
  • Job:
    Education
  • Has Kids:
    Yes, living with me

ABOUT

I crave intellectual and witty conversation. I crave new experiences. I crave laughing on and off throughout my day. I crave a partner who has/wants to see the world. I crave a person who is thoughtful and kind. I crave someone who is self deprecating and goofy.
I am all of the above.
I am also classy enough to meet your mom, witty enough to impress your friends, rock n roll enough to fit in at dive bars, and outdoorsy enough to rough it in the woods.

I have kids and dogs, so if you’re allergic to either of those, I’m not the chick for you.

What I am looking for

I am not a princess and don’t want to be anyone’s queen. I expect to be an equal in a relationship. I mow my own grass (don’t like it), coach my kids’ sorts teams (‘cause I’m awesome), can change my own tire (if I had to), and can take down a drum set and not scratch the crash!